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DDO Roundup - Gecko 2, Global Warming, Speeding, Detroit and Satellites

* The NY Times reports: a sequel to one of my favorite films, Wall Street, is in the works:

Or so those at 20th Century Fox hope. Even as their boss, Rupert Murdoch, pursued an uninvited takeover bid for Dow Jones this week, Fox movie executives quietly sealed a deal to revive Gordon Gekko, the suspender-loving financial prowler who made grabbing seem good in Oliver Stone’s 1987 film, “Wall Street.” [...]

Mr. Pressman declined to say more about the plot. But the title, he said, will be “Money Never Sleeps,” after one of Gekko’s guiding principles in the first film, written by Stanley Weiser and Mr. Stone.

The last Wall Street was released in December 1987, about two months after one of the worst periods in American investing history. I'll irresponsibly wager that equity markets continue to rally until this movie is ready for launch...

* An oldie but a goodie... a video that dramatizes changes in real estate prices over the last 150 years ... as a roller coaster ride. Video runs about four minutes, and I'd say it makes its point quite effectively.

* I watched an interesting documentary a few weeks back, The Great Global Warming Swindle. It's posted on Google Video. If you've watched Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth, you owe it to yourself to watch this response. Among other things: the movie debunks CO2 as a key factor in warming; links warming on earth with changes in solar radiation; and interviews the founder of Greenpeace on how the environmental movement's increasing radicalism was a by-product of Western Marxists having nothing to do after the fall of communism. (So, when you sense that the environmental movement sounds strangely anti-capitalist, well, now you can understand why.)

A sample claim from the movie is that many times more CO2 is generated by the ocean, decaying plant matter, animals, and volcanoes than by all human activity combined. Special bonus point: if indeed the sun is warming the earth, it is nothing we haven't seen before, and life on earth could actually get much better than it is today if temperatures were higher. As a result of watching this video, I will probably not spend another minute thinking about Global Warming, ever. Period. Go out and enjoy a campfire, drive your car, use some aerosol deodorant. Enjoy life. Save your worries for something that matters, and if you feel guilty about your godless, consumerist lifestyle, go to church, and stop taking it out on the rest of us!

* I wonder how John Corzine would feel about speeding ticket fines based on income, as they are in Finland:

Anssi Vanjoki [EVP at Nokia], 44, was ordered to pay a fine of 116,000 euros ($103,600) after being caught breaking the speed limit on his Harley Davidson motorbike in the capital, Helsinki, in October last year.

* Did you know that parts of Detroit are so overgrown and depopulated, that it is actually being reclaimed by nature? It's an amazing portrait of demographic decline. Here's the scoop from DetroitBlog:

* For a cool interactive Java-applet of every satellite orbiting the earth (courtesy of NASA), see this link. You can rotate the earth and see the names and orbit of each satellite out there. - Ed

DDO Roundup - Calvin Klein, Chess, Paul Graham, RSS, NYC Bonuses, Google Maps

* Calvin Klein plans to introduce a new fragrance, "in2u." Here's a quick writeup:

Last year, Calvin Klein went so far as to trademark "technosexual," anticipating it could become a buzzword for marketing to millennials, the roughly 80 million Americans born from 1982 to 1995.

A typical line from the press materials for CK in2u goes like this: "She likes how he blogs, her texts turn him on. It's intense. For right now."

There are two potential conclusions for me to draw here, either: one, that blogging really is a hot phenomenon (in a new sense of the word); or, two, that Calvin Klein has completely had it as a brand. Although the idea that blogging can turn a woman on is appealing, I can tell you from experience, that if it ranks anywhere, it would be last in line amongst hundreds of alternatives. Calvin Klein, far from the hot brand it once was, is now a reliable cash cow for Philips-Van Heusen (PVH), whose stock has been performing phenomenally over the past year.

* "It often happens that a player carries out a deep and complicated calculation, but fails to spot something elementary right at the first move." - Alexander Kotov

* Longtime readers know I respect Paul Graham as one of the finest writers on business and technology out there. This latest piece, his introduction to the book, "Learning from Founders" has many of his great ideas in a short piece. I'm a real believer in the ideas from these paragraphs on productive work places, although I haven't yet put them into practice in my life:

The effort that goes into looking productive is not merely wasted, but actually makes organizations less productive. Suits, for example.  Suits do not help people to think better. I bet most executives at big companies do their best thinking when they wake up on Sunday morning and go downstairs in their bathrobe to make a cup of coffee. That's when you have ideas.  Just imagine what a company would be like if people could think that well at work. [...]

Ditto for most of the other differences between startups and what passes for productivity in big companies.  And yet conventional ideas of "professionalism" have such an iron grip on our minds that even startup founders are affected by them.  In our startup, when outsiders came to visit we tried hard to seem "professional." We'd clean up our offices, wear better clothes, try to arrange that a lot of people were there during conventional office hours.  In fact, programming didn't get done by well-dressed people at clean desks during office hours.  It got done by badly dressed people (I was notorious for programmming wearing just a towel) in offices strewn with junk at 2 in the morning.  But no visitor would understand that.  Not even investors, who are supposed to be able to recognize real productivity when they see it. [...]

In the car world, there are at least some people who know that a high performance car looks like a Formula 1 racecar, not a sedan with giant rims and a fake spoiler bolted to the trunk.  Why not in business?  Probably because startups are so small.  The really dramatic growth happens when a startup only has three or four people, so only three or four people see that, whereas tens of thousands see business as it's practiced by Boeing or Philip Morris.

For some more great work from Paul Graham, check out his archives. I'd also recommend a personal favorite of mine, "What Business Can Learn from Open Source". Classic quote: "Meetings are like an opiate with a network effect. So is email, on a smaller scale."

* Barron's adds RSS feeds; Ed realizes he is a nerd. Barron's just started offering RSS feeds of their content, along with content from the WSJ. I'm speechless, as Barron's was the last major financial publication to not offer feeds. Check it out here. These feeds need work, but they're better than nothing, and they're better than what the WSJ used to offer.

* City Journal is one of the more insightful publications on politics with a pragmatic perspective, even if the material is often uneven in quality and insight. Nonetheless, their perception of NYC's dependency on the uber-elite finance community is an important voice, and Nicole Gelinas' latest piece, "Bonus Boom, But..." is a great example of themes the magazine has published for quite a while:

While [NYC] bonuses are up 23 percent since the boom year of 2000, jobs are actually down 10 percent. Six years ago, Wall Street employed 200,000 New Yorkers. Today, it employs fewer than 180,000, the same number that it employed in 1997.

True, since 9/11, employment in the securities industry has grown robustly—indeed, at triple the employment growth rate in other sectors of the city’s economy. But New York can’t rely on Wall Street to generate a broad base of good middle-class jobs. Each Wall Street position may “create” two additional city jobs and another one regionally, but the employment tends to be in not particularly well-paying restaurants and retail (all those traders and bankers going out to eat and buying stuff). And the high taxes that New York is accustomed to levying on its Wall Streeters deter new investment in other job-creating industries in the city and the state. [...]

The words of one once-and-future mayoral candidate shouldn’t give New Yorkers much confidence that the next mayor will understand how perilously dependent New York is on Wall Street. At a December conference on the city’s taxes, Brooklyn congressman Anthony Weiner, told that 1 percent of city taxpayers pay a full third of income taxes, cracked: “They can afford to pay more.”

* You always knew Google's global map products could be a problem, you just never heard any examples of it. I wonder if Google feels that they adhere to the "don't be evil" mantra when they continue to offer detailed satellite maps of a war zone with US lives at risk. Perhaps Google's "don't be evil" concept is meant in the same sense as it did while I was in university, as in, "don't support the evil American imperialists." I can hardly imagine a company recruiting heavily from top American universities would interpret evil any other way. All this commentary is, of course, inspired by the now very old news that terrorists have used Google maps to hit UK troops.

* I used to be a big fan of Malcolm Gladwell, but critical reviews of his recent work have caused me to reconsider. Check out this Richard Posner review of the book "Blink" from January 2005. Here's an excerpt:

There is irony in the book's blizzard of anecdotal details. One of Gladwell's themes is that clear thinking can be overwhelmed by irrelevant information, but he revels in the irrelevant. An anecdote about food tasters begins: "One bright summer day, I had lunch with two women who run a company in New Jersey called Sensory Spectrum." The weather, the season, and the state are all irrelevant. And likewise that hospital chairman Brendan Reilly "is a tall man with a runner's slender build."

* And, in a perfect example of the dangers of web surfing to the best attempts at time management, check out some fascinating reading on the 2002 Millennium War Games, put on by the Pentagon to demonstrate the superiority of electronic, information-driven war systems. These systems were put to shame by General Paul Van Riper, who outwitted the systems with a variety of low-tech solutions. Van Riper's success pointed to the devastating danger of low-tech determination against high-tech weapons, ending in controversy. Nova has an interesting interview with Van Riper.

As a taxpayer, you should be very concerned that the $300 billion dollars we spend on military equipment each year is probably close to wasted. For example: for all the hubbub about the joint strike fighter, 50% of US casualties in Iraq were the product of the RPG-7, a shoulder-fired grenade launcher developed by the Soviets in 1961. Effective responses to this now primitive weapon: zilch.

For the most compulsively readable interpretation of this exercise, check out the War Nerd. Here's an excerpt from the War Nerd's interpretation:

What van Ripen did to the US fleet...that's something very different. He was given nothing but small planes and ships-fishing boats, patrol boats, that kind of thing. He kept them circling around the edges of the Persian Gulf aimlessly, driving the Navy crazy trying to keep track of them. When the Admirals finally lost patience and ordered all planes and ships to leave, van Ripen had them all attack at once. And they sank two-thirds of the US fleet.

That should scare the hell out of everybody who cares about how well the US is prepared to fight its next war. It means that a bunch of Cessnas, fishing boats and assorted private craft, crewed by good soldiers and armed with anti-ship missiles, can destroy a US aircraft carrier. That means that the hundreds of trillions (yeah, trillions) of dollars we've invested in shipbuilding is wasted, worthless.

DDO Roundup - Soap, Global Warming, BrickBreaker, and Oil

* The brands "Dove" and "Axe" are both made by Unilever; one postures as though it respects women, the other objectifies them. This analysis by a clever marketer should get you thinking:

Dove is a Unilever brand.  But guess what?  So is Axe. Uniliver's Dove celebrates women by encouraging them to take pleasure in their individual beauty. Unilever's Axe portrays women as a ditsy, sex crazed collective. Same company. Two worldviews. Or at least, that's how they present themselves to us through their marketing. Truth be told, as consumers, we really have no clue. So pardon the cynicism, but Unilever, therefore, is not being authentic. But here's the question: Do we care?

As long as consumers remain oblivious to the man behind the curtain, I'd say the answer is no, but time and the spread of information would likely cause the Dove buyers to shun the product. Ask a woman in your life what she thinks; anecdotal evidence via email is welcome. I make the bold prediction that Axe buyers won't care no matter what the details are.

* I watched Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth a few weeks back. He reflects on losing the presidency, growing up on a farm, and lots of artfully presented graphs. The way I see it, whether we elect a Democrat or Republican to the presidency in 2008, the country is almost destined to have a dangerous nut pursuing some quasi-religious crusade, for "democracy" or the "environment," so buckle up. Canada is starting to sound like a great idea. I am reminded of this as several friends recently pointed out this caption to me, from IBD:

A tractor clears snow Wednesday on the White House grounds. The snow was from a massive storm that shut down parts of the country, including where a House hearing on global warming was postponed due to €œinclement weather.€ A Tuesday screening of Al Gore'™s global warming movie "€œAn Inconvenient Truth" at Washington Maryville University in St. Louis was also canceled on account of snow.

* I used to think I was a loser for the amount of time I spent playing BrickBreaker on my BlackBerry; now I realize I'm just CEO material. For the uninitiated, BrickBreaker is the mindlessly addictive game that comes pre-installed on RIM Blackberries. The WSJ reports several cases of CEO addiction:

When Richard Fuld, chief executive of Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc., couldn't control his addiction, he took drastic measures. In October, he had the game BrickBreaker taken off his BlackBerry. [...]

Richard Handler, a former bond trader and now CEO of brokerage company Jefferies Group Inc., says he is constantly trying to beat his high score. He plays in elevators and on the way to meetings, or even in meetings.

* I was glad to hear in GWB's State of the Union address that the energy conservation message has finally hit home. If you recall, I ranted about his trope, "America's Addiction to Oil" in June of 2006, where I called it "misapplied victimology that is completely inappropriate as an official position towards energy consumption." So, Bush now asks for the US to cut gasoline use up to 20% by 2017. It's a start.

* Oil plunges below $50 in January, Jim Rogers calls $150 per barrel "someday." Here are the details from Bloomberg:

Oil will resume its march toward $100 a barrel after a "correction," said Jim Rogers, who predicted the start of the commodities rally in 1999. "I'm just not smart enough to know how far down it will go and how long it will stay, but I do know that within the context of the bull market, oil will go over $100," Rogers said in a Tokyo interview. "It will go over $150. Whether that is in 2009 or 2013, I don't have a clue, but I know it's going to happen." [...]

Rogers, author of "Hot Commodities", has said oil will keep rising because there hasn't been a major discovery for 30 years and economic growth in China and across Asia is driving up demand. [...] The Rogers International Commodity Index, which more than doubled in the past five years, has dropped 13 percent in six months on a total return basis. "When you have big bull markets, 50 percent corrections, or retractions, are normal," he said in an interview yesterday.

The red line in the graph below is on 1/18/07, the day this news appeared on Bloomberg:

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Mr. Rogers certainly has an uncanny sense of timing. I'm sure the comments were actually made a day or two prior to their appearance on the wire. - Ed

130/30 Funds, Starbucks (SBUX), Griping about the TSA, SHLD and Burnout!

* John Templeton on Success: “I don’t understand why everyone doesn’t study success. I suppose there are two reasons why most people don’t. One is ego; the other is stupidity. It’s only common sense to study success – not only in investments, but in all facets of life.”

* 130/30 Funds: An Innovation in Mutual Fund Underperformance: The latest fad in mutual funds is a 130/30 fund, referring to the fund's long exposure of 130% of its assets, and short exposure of 30% of its assets. This is a departure from history, because mutual funds (the dominant mode of asset management in the US, with over $10 trillion in such funds) have not been allowed to sell short. (Why this changed, I can't remember.) Clearly, someone is taking a page from the hedge fund book, which isn't a terrible idea - assuming these funds succeed in attracting assets, they will put fee pressures on hedge funds, which is generally good for investors. However, I remain skeptical as to whether they will notably outperform, or have lower volatility - it is quite possible for a fund's long AND short positions to go in the wrong directions together.

* Understanding burnout: “Happiness equals reality divided by expectations.” - Alden Cass

* I'm a Starbucks addict. Are you? About six months ago, I started drinking Starbucks (SBUX) coffee on the weekends. The first few times, I didn't really realize what happened, but I had so much more...energy. I slowly clued in that Starbucks had much more caffeine than the homebrew I used to make. I've since ratched down the size of coffee I order, but Starbucks is part of my daily ritual. Ever late to the party, I stumbled across this article in Slate about the caffeine in Starbucks coffee. Based on my web research, the reported caffeine in Starbucks coffee varies widely, but all measurements are higher than any other national chain serving coffee. Here's a sample:

The Wall Street Journal earlier this year sent samples of coffee from Starbucks, 7-Eleven, and Dunkin' Donuts to Central Analytical Laboratories. The lab reported that a 16-ounce Starbucks house blend coffee contained 223 milligrams of caffeine, compared with 174 and 141 milligrams in comparable amounts of Dunkin' Donuts and 7-Eleven coffee, respectively. According to the Journal, the average Starbucks coffee drink contains 320 milligrams of caffeine. (This chart from the Center for Science in the Public Interest shows different measurement levels, including the scary finding that a 16-ounce Starbucks grande has nearly three times as much caffeine as a No-Doz.)

* If you've taken a plane in, say, the last few years, you know the TSA has instituted a bunch of "practices" for making us safer, all of which seem more designed to annoy passengers than protect them. Seth Godin had a great write-up based on his experience over Thanksgiving weekend. Here's an excerpt:

[At the airport,] the JetBlue team decides to tell a story about confidence and empathy, about competence and kindness. They staff the security line with talented people, they plan a route through the terminal, they figure out what the TSA is going to want.End result: fast lines, happy employees, loyal customers.

Just on the other side of the line are the bureaucrats at the TSA. They tell a story too, but it couldn't be intentional. "No Cake!" the screener yells. "No pie either!" and they make the person traveling to her family throw out her home-baked cake. [...] Is this the sort of government we want? We deserve? We should pay for? [Ed sez: great question!]

* I told you I'm watching Sears Holding (SHLD)...and so is Deutsche Bank, who said a few weeks back that shares could be worth $327 (vs. ~$175 today), based on $10 billion in their real estate and $1 billion from their brands.

* Finally, a political gem: Charles Schumer on Chuck Webb: "He's not a typical politician. He really has deep convictions," said Schumer, who headed the Senate Democrats' campaign arm.

Airlines, Private Equity, MBA Indicators, China and SHLD...

* Chicago Tribune reports: private equity firms looking to buyout United Airlines (UAUA)? The company is considered attractive because of its routes, its hub at O'Hare International Airport in Chicago and its frequent-flier program. Tribune estimates a buyout at $4.3 billion. Ed sez: this can only be a marker of the vast excesses of private equity. Whatever happened to the old saw, "the quickest way to become a millionaire is to be a billionaire and buy an airline"?

* Of course, who am I to lecture to private equity? Check this one out: Average P.E. Pros' Pay Pushes Past $815k. Hard to argue with figures like that.

* On the subject of airline LBOs: "The chief losses to investors come from the purchase of low-quality securities at times of favorable business conditions."  - Benjamin Graham

* On the subject of market excesses: the New York Sun recently picked up on Soifer Consulting's Harvard MBA Market Indicator (written about in a previous roundup here.)

This year, some 37% of Harvard Business School's graduate found work on Wall Street, up from 30% a year ago and 26% for the Class of 2004. The trend suggests that Wall Street is becoming bloated and the American economy is ripe for a slowdown.

Mr. Soifer, who retired from Brown Brothers in 2000 and now runs his own consulting firm, appears to be on to something. He advised his friends and colleagues to sell back in 2000, when 30% of the HBS graduating class took jobs on Wall Street. Before that, the last long-term sell he sent was in 1987. Hmmm.

Mr. Soifer has kept the index for a quarter of a century, and while it has some drawbacks, it has proven to be a fairly solid predictor of how the markets will move over the long term.

* Barron's reports on China's pricing advantages. Here's an attempt to sum up the influences on its manufacturing advantages, from the UC Irvine "China Price Project":

39% - cheap labor
17% - export subsidies (tax rebates and covenant-free loans)
16% - "network clustering" - the entire supply chain is in close proximity
11% - undervalued currency
9% - piracy and counterfeiting (who needs R&D?)
5% - lax environmental, worker health/safety standards
3% - foriegn direct investment

* Some pre-election thoughts on how the US should navigate relations with China:

China. The United States has a massive interest in integrating China into an international system, in enabling China to emerge as a great power without feeling the need to become a "revisionist" power. We failed in this regard with Japan in the 1920s and 1930s, with consequences that are well-known. If we fail with China, the consequences could be considerably worse. [...] Right now, I fear our foreign policy is achieving the worst of both worlds: making China worried about our intentions and unimpressed with our abilities.

* The newest addition to my watchlist is Sears Holdings (as of about a month ago). I am about 80% sure that Eddie Lampert will, in fact, create the next Berkshire Hathaway. There was some news this week that "investing" was driving profits at Sears, instead of its "core retail business," but I don't know why I'm supposed to be concerned by that. After all, Berkshire Hathaway is named for now-defunct textile mills. At some point, Buffett wised up and bought GEICO, and the rest is history. Ultimately, "Berkshire Hathaway" is just a name; "Sears Holdings" is a name too, albeit a fairly crappy one. We'll know how serious Eddie really is when he makes his first purchase of an insurance company.

WSJ: [Sears] turned an investment in derivatives in other companies' shares into a $101 million after-tax profit during the quarter. [...] The financial derivatives used by Sears, known as "total-return swaps," are agreements that take on the big risks of highly leveraged investments in equities or other assets without actually buying them or assuming debt to purchase them [...] Sears has authorized Mr. Lampert, who plays an active role in overseeing the company's operations from his chairman's perch, to throw excess cash into investments that are unrelated to the retail operations...

* Speaking of Buffett...here's a website (Guru Focus) that looks at the latest adjustments to his portfolio. Seems like an interesting site for investing voyeurs.

* Finally, an update on coin values - seems the numbers in my previous post on the value of US coins were accurate - get live updates at coinflation.com.

Buffett, Macau, Ethanol, Mutual Funds, and more!

* "If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians." -- Warren Buffet

* Fun Facts About Macau, the Chinese gambling capital (NYP):

Macau, which returned to Chinese rule in 1999, is the only place in China that allows casino gambling. For 40 years, the industry was controlled by local tycoon Stanley Ho. But Ho's monopoly ended in 2002 when the government began shaking up the market and inviting new competition from Las Vegas.

Only two Las Vegas companies were allowed into Macau: Wynn Resorts and Las Vegas Sands - run by Wynn's arch nemesis, Sheldon Adelson. Sands - the world's largest gaming company - got established first in Macau. In 2004 it opened the gleaming Sands Macau, which has been wildly successful.

Last year, Macau's income was about even with the $5.3 billion earned on Las Vegas strip, according to figures from both places. Many analysts expect Macau to surpass the Las Vegas strip if the new casinos prove to be a good bet. To be successful, the newcomers must transform Macau into an Asian Las Vegas: a multiday destination for people who want to shop, see shows, eat in fancy restaurants and attend conventions - as well as gamble.

Macau has never been like this. It has been a seedy day-trip destination with old, smoky casinos, prostitution and organized crime. It mostly pulls in high rollers from mainland China or Hong Kong. Chinese gamblers are notorious for being solely focused on gambling. They only take breaks for cheap meals.

* Just 43% of mutual fund managers invest in their own funds:

Fund managers investing in their own funds is not new. However, a new federal stipulation that they disclose their investments did go into effect this year. The SEC began requiring mutual fund managers to tally their investments in 2005, but gave them a grace year.

The money managers themselves say that a personal investment makes them better stewards of the monies they are guiding. The only reason for not investing in their own fund would be if it didn't line up with their investment objectives, area managers said.

The moves to encourage manager ownership could be benefiting investors as research shows that funds with managers who owned shares performed better. Researchers at the Georgia Institute of Technology and London Business School found that funds with managers who had personal investments at the end of 2004 chalked up an average return of 8.7 percent in the next year. That beat funds without manager ownership, which delivered an average return of 6.2 percent in the same period.

The study examined about 1,400 U.S. mutual funds and found that for each incremental increase in a manager's personal investment, fund performance bettered three times as much. It also found that only 43 percent of funds carried an investment from their manager.

* Did you know that ethanol is Bad for Boats? (NYP):

Mechanics and manufacturers say that while a 10% ethanol blend causes few problems in a car's closed fuel system, it can be a big problem in boats, whose gas tanks are ventilated. Ethanol absorbs water from the air, which can cause a motor to lose power or stall. A solvent, ethanol also picks up contaminants from storage containers. And when mixed with non-ethanol gasoline already in a tank, the blend can form a gelatinous glob that clogs fuel filters.

* Washington Post looks back at Valerie Plame, and regrets:

WE'RE RELUCTANT to return to the subject of former CIA employee Valerie Plame because of our oft-stated belief that far too much attention and debate in Washington has been devoted to her story and that of her husband, former ambassador Joseph C. Wilson IV, over the past three years. But all those who have opined on this affair ought to take note of the not-so-surprising disclosure that the primary source of the newspaper column in which Ms. Plame's cover as an agent was purportedly blown in 2003 was former deputy secretary of state Richard L. Armitage.

Mr. Armitage was one of the Bush administration officials who supported the invasion of Iraq only reluctantly. He was a political rival of the White House and Pentagon officials who championed the war and whom Mr. Wilson accused of twisting intelligence about Iraq and then plotting to destroy him. Unaware that Ms. Plame's identity was classified information, Mr. Armitage reportedly passed it along to columnist Robert D. Novak "in an offhand manner, virtually as gossip," according to a story this week by the Post's R. Jeffrey. [...]

Nevertheless, it now appears that the person most responsible for the end of Ms. Plame's CIA career is Mr. Wilson. Mr. Wilson chose to go public with an explosive charge, claiming -- falsely, as it turned out -- that he had debunked reports of Iraqi uranium--shopping in Niger and that his report had circulated to senior administration officials. He ought to have expected that both those officials and journalists such as Mr. Novak would ask why a retired ambassador would have been sent on such a mission and that the answer would point to his wife. He diverted responsibility from himself and his false charges by claiming that President Bush's closest aides had engaged in an illegal conspiracy. It's unfortunate that so many people took him seriously.

* Michael Masdea - CSFB's own "Eminem" - I haven't heard anything quite as ridiculous as this in a while, but it did get my attention. And, if Masdea is right on semis, then this is quite clever, as I have now heard his message. Still...where's the dignity in being a sell-side analyst? Gone, out the window, kaput.

Meet Mike Masdea, a well-respected semi-conductor analyst at Credit Suisse in San Francisco. Recently it seems* Mike decided to add a little color to the blast voicemails the bank sends out to institutional clients with market recommendations. And by color we mean making his recommendation in the form of a version of Eminem’s “Lose Yourself.” He begins: “If you have just one shot, a single opportunity to seize the bottom of the cycle, one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it slip?”

* Seth Godin: There's a Burger in my Milkshake!

When I was in business school, we did the McDonald's case. Part of our preparation was to go to the nearby McDonald's with a stopwatch and clipboard. We walked in the door and stood just long enough to get noticed. Boy did those guys hop to attention. Then we went to another McDonald's and performed the following experiment (please, please do not try this at home, just take my word for it).

We ordered a milkshake and a Big Mac. Ate half the Big Mac. Drank half the milkshake. We put the Big Mac remainder into the milkshake cup and went to the counter, "I'm sorry, I can't drink this shake, there's a Big Mac in it." They gave us a new one. Why?

Because McDonald's didn't want counter people making decisions about who to say "no" to. It was worth the expense of humoring idiots like my study group for the brand power of knowing that counter people didn't alienate people on a sliding scale.

* I like the sound of this business - Prosper.com - microlending for the Modern World. Now anyone can be a lender, or borrower:

You’ve likely heard of Prosper. The company has a unique (and potentially highly disruptive) business model: the idea is to use the Internet cut out the consumer lending industry’s middlemen, such as banks and card companies, by bringing individual borrowers and lenders in contact with each other directly.

Would-be lenders bid against each other to make loans to the borrowers they select. Prosper provides some help in underwriting, handles the back office work such as billing and collections, and collects a slight fee for its efforts. Individual lenders, meanwhile, earn a higher risk-adjusted return than they likely can otherwise, while borrowers get a better deal on loans.

Look for Ed to be building a diversified book of high yield loans...coming soon!

North Korea, VAR, USD, Gossip, Bacteria...and CEOs!!

* "Gary Brecher," self-titled "war nerd," (and a more-than-likely fictious persona), offers an interesting perspective on how the US has been ignoring a real threat (North Korea) while getting worked up about a threat that doesn't mean much (Hezbollah). This particular passage discusses the significance of the recent ICBM test flights launched by North Korea, which were described in the US press as "failures." Brecher says we shouldn't take any comfort in the fact that the ICBM tests were such short flights:

Two key points [about North Korea's nuclear tests]: first, developing a working ICBM takes a lot of tests, and not all of them are meant to test the full trajectory of the missile. US ICBMs generally need about 20 test launches before they go into production. Smaller missiles get way more than that; the reason ICBMs only get 20 is that they're so damn expensive even the DoD has to economize. So maybe this was a typical first test in a series, designed to check out launch and first-stage components. 42 seconds may have been the programmed duration of flight.

Second point: short flight means the test-bed falls into the ocean near the NK coast, where our subs and recovery ships (like the Glomar that retrieved half a Soviet sub from the deep ocean) can't grab the remains. After all, Kim doesn't have the whole of the South Pacific to test and recover ICBMs like we do, or all of Siberia like the Soviets did.

* File this item from IDD on the weakness of VAR as a risk measurement to recall at some point in the next 24 months (in the event we see some kind of crash):

IDD: In the report, [Moody's analysts] Geny and Mongiardino are particularly critical of the short "look-back" period of two years or less that many banks use for their VaR calculations. "In our opinion this does not provide a sufficiently representative window of market data and might be considered too little a statistical sample for the confidence intervals used to compute VaR," they wrote. [...]

They also suggest that instead of reporting either a 95% or 99% confidence interval, firms should show both ... but they should calculate them independently, rather than using a consistent conversion factor, which leads to inaccuracies.

* The US Dollar (and its remonetization) as a Nash Equilibrium (by John Law, "Gonzo Economist"): at this point, you either (1) care about the issues with the dollar, (2) understand and have dismissed it, or (3) are dangerously clueless and need to get reading. This is an old article, but an entertaining and accessible one:

The global financial system is about to collapse because the US dollar is about to collapse.

The US dollar is about to collapse because of a simple economic fact that no one has the power to change or conceal.

The fact is that the spontaneous remonetization of the precious metals is a Nash equilibrium.

What this means in English is that an ideal financial strategy for everyone on Earth is to buy as much gold and silver as they can, as soon as possible. (Continued)

* The Mogambo Guru weighs in on illegal immigration:

Congress is crafting an "immigration bill" that is the poster child for everything that is wrong with America. On the one hand, the Democrats are parading their bigotry and filthy racism by fawning over trespassing, border-jumping illegal Mexicans as merely darling wayward little brown children, who just need grownup white people to take care of them.

Democrats forget completely that these Mexicans are fully grown adults from a democratic republic. These are the same people who have, decade after decade, deliberately elected a corrupt, economy-destroying government. It has now finally gotten so bad there that millions of them desperately want to escape the dysfunctional economic, political and social system they deliberately created. Talk about Americans underwriting moral hazard!

The despicable Republicans, on the other hand, also want an immigration bill, only one that will supply them with lots of cheap, disposable strong-back labor ("It's not slavery!  Same wages and benefits, but they can leave anytime they like!"). Republicans further want employers to be allowed to pass the enormous costs of health care and the other crippling transfer costs (contained in the hundreds of welfare-type programs made available to these exploited working-poor) to the general public. Their argument is that this is desirable since a low cost of agricultural and manual labor keeps inflation low!  Hahaha! Wrong, morons! Jeez! How morally and intellectually bankrupt can you be?

This is the same ridiculous argument that I get from my own kids. They say that they can easily live on a part-time, minimum-wage, no-benefits, slave-labor job! No problem, as long as they can live free at my house forever, eat my groceries, stay on my health insurance plan, and maybe get a few bucks from me every once in a while. Hahaha!

What in the hell does this have to do with economics? Just this: Whatever happens, it will be expensive. Very expensive. And for a long time, too.

* In the category of if-the-internet-is-good-for-one-thing-it-is-gossip category, I give you Page Six's contribution to the GWAVE (Global War Against Violent Extremism):

Osama bin Laden has more on his mind than just the destruction of the United States - the world's most wanted terrorist is obsessed with Whitney Houston, so much so that he's even mulled a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown.

Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, writes in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," which is excerpted in the September Harper's: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen." [...]

Boof - who wrote for the soap opera "The Days of Our Lives" [ed: read into this what you will] until she was axed last month - continues, "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting." [...]

"In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name," Boof writes.

* In the category of beating-a-dead-horse:

The 26 top executives at Toyota Motor Company earn an average of $320,000. Good money, but hardly obscene. Toyota is a growing, profitable concern. And Japan is a country with a positive trade balance.

Across the wide Pacific, the U.S. trade deficit went further negative in the month of April, to $63.4 billion. But America's top dogs aren't complaining. The heads of America's 500 biggest companies received an aggregate 54% pay raise last year. As a group, their total compensation amounted to $5.1 billion, versus $3.3 billion in fiscal 2003.

G. Richard Wagoner, Jr, heading up Toyota's rival, General Motors, received total compensation of $8.5 million. That's what you get when capitalism enters its degenerate phase. The parasites make sure they get their money...even as the company sinks.

* But, if you have any doubt that America's CEOs are parasitical, check this one out:

More than a half-dozen years ago, I had lunch with President Reagan’s former press secretary, Marlin Fitzwater, and he confirmed Iacocca’s rejection, but added that his reasons were more about economics than loyalty. Had Iacocca been nominated and approved by the Senate, he would’ve had to liquidate tens of millions in Chrysler stock in order to steer clear of any conflict-of-interest laws, thus resulting in a massive tax bill.

Reagan was disappointed with Iacocca’s decision, but it was understood. Going forward, though, this historical event would soon change policy as politicians realized the importance of having high-level executives fulfill roles in the executive branch.

So, in 1989, then-President George H.W. Bush signed a bill that would grant a tax-exemption to individuals required to liquidate all or part of their stock holdings in order to accept a position in the West Wing. The purpose of this tax loophole is to allow government officials to defer capital gains taxes on assets they have to sell to avoid a conflict of interest.

The proceeds, though, have to be reinvested in government securities, like U.S. Treasury bills and notes, or a broad array of mutual funds approved by the government. Once the proceeds are diversified within the approved investments, the capital gains taxes are deferred until the holder decides to sell the securities at a later date. Think of it like a temporary tax-deferred IRA with no penalty for early withdrawal.

To make the exemption official, a cabinet nominee would need to obtain a “certificate of divestiture” from the Office of Government Ethics within 60 days of the sale of the assets. This, however, is a piece of cake considering a long list of approved options is available for investment.

The tax exemption has been taken advantage of in recent memory by the current Bush and Clinton administrations. Outgoing U.S. Treasury Secretary John Snow, who was the former chairman of CSX Corporation, received the “certificate of divestiture” when he sold his $20 million worth of CSX stock. And Snow’s predecessor, Paul O’Neill, received the same treatment when he liquidated his $100 million position in Alcoa. O’Neill had served as chairman of Alcoa before joining the Bush cabinet.

Hank Paulson saved about $70 million in taxes on his company stock when he took the position of Treasury Secretary. No big deal, right? After all, it's aout public service...

* And, on the subject of parasites, go buy some anti-bacterial wipes and use them regularly:

Your mobile phone could be a major health hazard, research shows. The phones, an essential part of everyday life for 55 million Britons, are crawling with potentially lethal bacteria.

With tens of thousands of microbes living on each square inch, they harbour more bacteria than a lavatory seat, the sole of a shoe or a door handle. Microbiologists say the combination of constant handling and the heat generated by the phones creates a prime breeding ground for all sorts of bugs that are normally found on our skin. [...]

"In other words, they come into contact with more parts of our body and a wider range of bacteria than toilet seats. The phones contained more skin bacteria than any other object. This could be due to the fact that this type of bacteria increase in high temperatures and our phones are perfect for breeding these germs as they are kept warm and cosy in pockets, handbags and briefcases."

Mobile firm Dial-a-Phone advised owners to use anti-bacterial wipes to keep their handsets germ-free.

Risk Management, CNBC, KL Financial, Posiedon, Cabbies on BBC, and more!

*Quote for the day - share it with your favorite risk manager:

"The real trouble with this world of ours is not that it is an unreasonable world, nor even a reasonable one. The commonest kind of trouble is that it is nearly reasonable, but not quite. Life is not an illogicality; yet it is a trap for logicians. It looks just a little more mathematical and regular than it is; its exactitude is obvious, but its inexactitude is hidden; its wildness lies in wait." - GK Chesterson

* CNBC's new 8pm show, Prime, is actually interesting! It features a bunch of short segments on interesting subjects that basically cover what you'd want to know, but nothing too long such that you get bored. Think of CNBC "Prime" like a version of Dateline NBC or 20/20 ... for people with ADD. I highly recommend it.

* You may have read about the KL Financial debacle in Florida. I'm always fascinated by these sorts of tales of desperation and depravity, and the thought of John Kim gambling away every last penny on futures makes him almost a tragic figure as opposed to a mere scumbag:

 Last year, a federal judge froze the assets John Kim of failed Florida hedge fund KL Financial and ordered him to sell his condo in South Korea and put that money into the kitty for investors.

Kim obviously didn’t warm up to the freeze, and instead, according to the Palm Beach Post, proceeded to sell his wife’s Mercedes Benz for $70,000 and started trading futures again.

Well, Kim lost that money, and then hocked his Porsche and took the proceeds from the condo sale and invested again in futures. And gained at first – and then lost, again. (Dailyii.com)

* An all time classic of television media. You've always suspected that the telecaster reading the newsprompter was an airhead - here's a textbook example:

With the seconds ticking down to a studio discussion about a court case involving Apple Computer and The Beatles' record label, a floor manager had run to reception and grabbed the man, thinking he was Guy Kewney, editor of Newswireless.net, a specialist internet publication. Actually, he was a minicab driver who had been waiting to drive Mr Kewney home.

 

Baffled, but compliant, the driver was fitted with a microphone and allowed himself to be marched in to the studio. Cameras rolled, and he was quizzed live on air by consumer affairs correspondent Karen Bowerman - who missed the cabbie's panic-stricken expression when he realised he was being interviewed.

Despite knowing nothing about the case - a judge ruled that the computer company could continue to use the Apple symbol for its iTunes download service - the man gamely attempted to bluff his way through and, speaking in a strong French accent, sustained a (somewhat illogical) form of conversation. Meanwhile, the real Mr Kewney watched indignantly on a monitor in reception.

* Hedge funds are into film financing. I think this could be a pretty good area to invest in if you (ahem) know what you're doing. Of course, that's always the case. Much ado was made of the hedge fund financing of Poseidon, a movie about a huge investment that sinks into the ocean. (I'll never get over this anecdote...)

WSJ: An expensive remake of the 1972 capsized-ship epic "The Poseidon Adventure" sank at the box office in its debut weekend, bringing in an estimated $20.3 million in domestic ticket sales and likely generating the summer movie season's first bomb. Ticket sales for most big studio films drop off around 50% in their second weekends. "Poseidon" [...] was co-financed by the hedge-fund-backed company Virtual Studios.

* Did you know LaBranche is getting a grant to keep jobs in New York City? What a frickin waste of money! And you thought the stock market represented "free" market capitalism: 

Top New York Stock Exchange market maker LaBranche & Co. has pledged to keep more than 500 jobs in New York City in return for a $987,000 grant from the city and state, local development agencies said on Wednesday. [...] The NYSE's recent takeover of Archipelago Holdings, an electronic trading company, is expected to further cut the need for floor traders. (Link)

* And finally, one for the loony bins:

Sixty-three-year-old Norm Enrique of Montclair, California got a bit “carried away” when his gold detector reported a positive hit in his front yard. He dug a 60-foot-deep hole, in search of the yellow metal.

“Fire officials called to the scene Tuesday found two men that Enrique hired were inside the un-reinforced hole, using a bucket and rope to remove dirt. "‘We told him, 'You're done,' said Montclair Fire Capt. Rich Baldwin. ‘It's amazing no one got killed.’"

Marty Whitman on GM, American Engineers, Apple Computer, Ron Burkle & Yucaipa

* Marty Whitman of Third Avenue Funds recommends bankruptcy for General Motors. Reading through the first quarter letter, which is a short and informative read (particularly for his explanation of "net-nets"), it is striking to see Whitman consider both a restructuring and bankruptcy, and decide that the latter is a better option:

"There are two ways a distressed company can reorganize, i.e., restructure its obligations — voluntary exchanges, or Chapter 11 of the Bankruptcy Code.

Though not without business risks (who wants to buy a car from a bankrupt company?), a Chapter 11 case probably would be the easiest way for General Motors to solve its legacy cost and labor cost problems. In Chapter 11, General Motors would likely be able to unload a large amount of pension obligations on the U.S. Government’s Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation; and a bankruptcy court, relying on Section 1113 (e), might be able to impose new labor contracts on the United Automobile Workers union."

Ed sez: the future of American manufacturing is bright indeed!

* Robert Stevens, Chairman and CEO of Lockheed, issues a warning about America's educational priorities:

One in every three of Lockheed's employees is over 50. To sustain our talent base, we're hiring 14,000 people a year. In two years, we're going to need 29,000 new hires; in three years, 44,000. If this trend continues, over the next decade we will need 142,000. We're not alone; industry-wide, some 19% of employees are eligible for retirement.

Yet Department of Education data suggests U.S. colleges and universities are only producing about 62,000 engineering BAs a year -- fewer than the visual and performing arts graduates -- and that figure hasn't grown in a decade.

Nope, no problems here! Besides, working as an intern for MTV is just so much kewler than working for Lockheed. Maybe Lockheed should just produce music videos.

* Apple goes after lowly bloggers:

Apple's ... lawyers say in court documents that Web scribes are not "legitimate members of the press" when they reveal details about forthcoming products that the company would prefer to keep confidential.

"Unlike the whistleblower who discloses a health, safety or welfare hazard affecting all, or the government employee who reveals mismanagement or worse by our public officials, (the Macintosh news sites) are doing nothing more than feeding the public's insatiable desire for information," Kleinberg wrote at the time.

So, because Apple is upset about leaks, they decide to risk alienating consumers, who practically worship their company and its products. Frankly, Apple's biggest problem right now is that in the absence of exciting new products, we simply stop caring. Why not feed the Apple-product web-hype machine? I don't get it...

* Institutional Investor (December 2005) notes:

"Hedge fund managers have been taking 20% of the profits since former journalist Alfred Winslow Jones invented the modern hedge fund in 1949. What most people don't know is that Jones didn't charge a management fee.

Today's managers [typically] pocket a management fee of 1-2% of assets and a performance fee of 20% of investment gains [...]

'One manager wanted to charge us fees on the leveraged money' reported [a pension manager.] 'It struck me as unconscionable. I could borrow money all day long to make my fees go up.'"

* A University of Wisconsin study finds: Male mammals gain about 10% in body weight when their mates are pregnant. The researchers theorized that the animals - and perhaps humans - gain weight in preparation for the challenge of fatherhood. (IBD)

* The Page-Six, Ron Burkle Rabbit Hole: Mickey Kaus has been actively blogging on Burkle-gate, following the seemingly innocuous Page Six extortion scandal (which I clearly called incorrectly.) Turns out, there's a whole web of connections between Burkle and Clinton/Gore, using public money from CalPERS and New York Public Pensions invested with Yucaipa to "pay" the two for their work supervising "investments" in such "lower-income urban and rural community" businesses like Current TV and Sean Jean clothing:

NY Post: "CALPERS, the huge California public-employee retirement fund, has agreed to commit $500 million to Yucaipa, and the California State Teachers Retirement System (CALSTRS) another $150 million. Millions more are to come from the New York State Common Retirement Fund.

Clinton's job, when he joined Yucaipa in April 2002, wasn't just to help make the rich richer: These were to be "investment funds that specialize in lower-income urban and rural communities," as The New York Times reported. Yucaipa managing partner Carlton Jenkins told Black Enterprise magazine that the funds were seeking out "urban-based minority or female-owned businesses." [...]

The Yucaipa Corporate Initiatives Fund has already poured millions into Al Gore's new cable channel, Current Television. Gore's venture is headquartered in a tony neighborhood of San Francisco, which certainly doesn't seem to fit the definition of a "lower-income urban" community. Nor is it minority-owned — indeed, all the major investors [and upper management] are white males. [...]

One of the few significant minority-owned busi nesses that [Yucaipa] has invested in is Sean John, the clothing enterprise run by that struggling representative of the "lower-income urban community," rap mogul Sean "Puffy" Combs.

Independent Sources notes Current TV's choice of San Francisco as headquarters, and notes:

"In [Current TV's] defense — most cable channels in California are headquartered in LA, so perhaps the Bay area is under-served."

Yuppie careerist politicians - gotta love 'em! - Ed

Reader Appreciation Day, Windows to China, Tom Wolfe and More!

* Taking a moment out to say thanks: for everyone who has made time to read this blog, send me emails, sign up for RSS & email updates, etc, particularly to those readers who caught on early. I am inspired to continue thanks to the fact that you folks make the time to read my stuff, and without this blog, I'd probably still be calling my friends long distance just to rant. Now, I have normal conversations with my friends, and I even listen and offer useful suggestions every once in a while. And I owe it all to you! Comments, complaints, compliments, and articles I should look at are always welcome.

* Why I Write: Radia Perlman, a computer scientist who developed "spanning tree algorithms," used to help direct traffic on the web, had this to say about teaching:

"Writing and teaching are great ways to keep learning ... Every time you explain it and every time people ask a question, you see [the subject] with fresh eyes and you tend to understand it more deeply."

* Ed's "1-2" Investing: "(1) Your goal is to never lose money on an investment. (2) Always size your positions so that you can keep going if you mess up rule (1)." (credit to Phil Town)

* China to buy copies of Windows, instead of stealing it. Does this mean anything for the trade deficit? (No, but it's better than nothing.) I can see the conversations over at Microsoft HQ:

Gates: "How the hell do we grow this damn company?"
Staffer 1: "New software wouldn't be a bad idea."
Gates: "But that could require original ideas! Is there anything big we can copy?"
Staffer 2: "No, we've pretty much ripped off every major piece of software out there."
Intern: "Well, we could stop people from stealing so much of our product - that's "growth," right?
Gates: Brilliant!

* Tom Wolfe on the Internet: "Using the Internet is the modern form of knitting ... It's something to do with idle hands. When you knitted, though, you actually had something to show for it at the end."

* Ed goes to the doctor, reads Newsweek out of desperation: bored by inane articles, I notice...some extraordinarily deceptive investment advertising! The ad in particular, by Pinnacle Development Partners,  is mirrored almost perfectly on the company website (leave your audio on to hear the pitch):

"Stocks still low? Invest now in Atlanta's booming real estate market. [...] Pinnacle Development Partners currently has in excess of $25,665,000 in wholesale real estate and current renovations to date; with future projects in 2006 estimated to reach $35,000,000."

The ad has this at the bottom: "25% return within 45 days with a minimum $5k investment." Sounds phenomenal! Of course, once you go to the website, it's not clear on the website whether they simply return 25% OF your principal (ie, cash back), or provide a 25% return ON your principal (ie, a capital gain). Either way, something smells fishy...

* Jeff Skilling to America: short selling is evil, unless you do it alone! Fortune has the dirt from Skilling's trial:

Fortune: After weeks of defense comments about sleazy short-sellers, it was surely shocking for the jurors to hear Skilling admit that right after leaving Enron, he himself shorted a rival energy company, AES, pocketing $15 million in a matter of weeks.

Here, Skilling explained that "there's nothing wrong with an individual short-selling stock--in fact, I think it's beneficial to the marketplace," but that at Enron, short-sellers had colluded to "attack" the stock by spreading misinformation.

Makes sense to me! - Ed

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